Micro fiction based on tonights movie
Police officer: Miss, why are you walking?
Me: Oh, I don't have a driver's license.
Police officer: Miss, _why_ are you walking??
Me: Don't worry about it. I can't drive and my boyfriend says he won't drive me around any more because I'm too fat and I need the exercise.
Police officer: Who is your boyfriend, miss?
Me: Ah. His name is, err, Ricky. He's white. Err. And he's the pillar of our community.
Police officer: Sorry for troubling you, have a nice day.